Official Terrible Puns Thread :3
You know Snakes and Ladders? I prefer the latter.
Atlas and P-body have joined the Special Forces in space! Looks like they've joined the Space Corps!
Hedgehogs: Why can't they just share the hedge?
Did you know that American English isn't even my first language? It's actually [spoiler]British English[/spoiler]
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For the first time, i heard the Sss--PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCeeeeeeee, my headphones broke 
Well, in the German version the Space Core only says silent "Ich bin im Weltraum". 
What is Beethoven doing in his grave?
Decomposing! Hahahah... Anybody.. no? okay.
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Decomposing! Hahahah... Anybody.. no? okay.
An elaboration:
When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate.
When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards."
He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling." So the magistrate kept listening; "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..."
Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Beethoven decomposing."
Also:
I did a theatrical performance about puns. In truth, it was just a play on words.
That
Was
Beautiful
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This joke will be very PUNny.
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I mustache you a question but I will shave it for later.
MLIA
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