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One man went for a walk. He walked and walked and walked and walked. I'll tell you what happens when he comes back.

If you know what you're doing when you compile your map, it will turn out pretty RAD.

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Im sorry.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and have everyone wonder how you did it.
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Ann Frankly I don't think Holocaust jokes are very funny.

You shouldn't really make fun of Anne Frank either.

That's why I don't approve of Holocaust jokes, as mentioned earlier.

Wow. I did nazi that coming.

While I don't approve of non-pun jokes about the Holocaust either, I'm fine with puns because they're based solely on the words rather than their meanings.

Falsi sumus crusto!

Just be careful. "Nazi" is a word that if you say it to someone, you can get fired in some places if you have a job.

@yishbarr: Yes, but this is a forum and no one is trying to disrespect the people who survived the Holocaust. I don't approve of Holocaust jokes either; puns are word play.

Did you hear the joke about the wall? I can't get over it!

It says this next joke was designed by one of Aperture's Nobel prize winners. It doesn't say what the prize was for. Well, I know it wasn't for being good at making jokes.

A man died and went to heaven. Upon arrival, he finds a punch stand. He walks up to it, and sees that there is nobody there. He then looks at the clerk and asks, "Where is the punch line?"

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and have everyone wonder how you did it.
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A man died and went to heaven. Upon arrival, he finds a punch stand. He walks up to it, and sees that there is nobody there. He then looks at the clerk and asks, "Where is the punch line?

Ahahahah!

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Thanks in advance :thumbup:
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