Official Terrible Puns Thread :3
Q: What language do Posters and Billboards use to talk to eachother?
A: Sign Language!
Q: When Did Adam get married to his wife?
A: In the Eve-ning 
Q: What Kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?
A: Floodlights
Q: Is the cake a lie?
A: Yes, yes it is.
Q: Why can't valve count to three?
A: Because too many people look four-word to it :3
Q: How can you tell a good boxing joke from a bad one?
A: With a good boxing joke you don't have to watch out for the punchline...
Q: How come Noah didn't fish on the ark?
A: He only had two worms...
Come on, post up some bad puns!
Broken pencils are pointless.
Please, no more of this punishment.
Okay, okay...
I'm giving out batteries, free of charge!
My modified theory of plate tectonics is on shaky ground.
If you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
Q: What's the biggest joke ever?
A: Justin Beiber, that is all 
Q: How do you tell if one blonde is smarter than the other blonde?
A: You don't, it's theory is still being developed
Q: What's Glados's favorite song?
A: Never gonna give you up
Q: Why'd the football coach go to the bank?
A: He wanted his quarter back
Q: Why is six afraid of seven?
A: Cause seven 8 nine?
Sometimes I say these to my customers (I work in a bottle-o):
Stop wineing!
That beer has barley has any wheat in it!
That's a reisling-ably priced wine
Hops to it!
That'll be the case eh?
Why would you want to buy zero sugar JD & cola? Whiskey is fermented by sugar!
Stop wineing!
That beer has barley has any wheat in it!
That's a reisling-ably priced wine
Hops to it!
That'll be the case eh?
Why would you want to buy zero sugar JD & cola? Whiskey is fermented by sugar!
Someone likes beer and wine 
Stop wineing!
That beer has barley has any wheat in it!
That's a reisling-ably priced wine
Hops to it!
That'll be the case eh?
Why would you want to buy zero sugar JD & cola? Whiskey is fermented by sugar!
Someone likes beer and wine
Looks like we'll just have to grin and beer it >=3
*phoenix Wright desk slam*
PUN IS NOT EXCEPTION!
punception
What?!?! Another bad pun!
A full documentery about the relationship between Harley Quin and the Joker:
Joker: Where is she...I sent her to starbucks ten minutes ago!
Harley: I brought the news paper in for ya mister Jay.
Joker: =_= *takes news paper* Yes now get my coffee while I read the funny papers...hmm...oh, Mrs Newman died today :3
Harley: Oh mister Jay!
Joker: WHAT IS IT?!
Harley: You have a guest and he's very eager to see you, should I let him in? :3
Joker: Fine fine whatever....let's see.....oh, mis Ivy got villainess of the month again.
Batman: Sorry to interrupt, but you're under arrest...
Joker: BATMAN? How did you find my lair?
Batman: Your secretary let me in the front door....
Joker: DAMMIT ALICE, One of these days, ONE OF THESE DAYS!!
Fin~