Semi-official Portal 2 and general gamer clothing site J! has just come out with "Long Fall Socks" that look rather stylish.

While the Long Fall Boot is currently unavailable outside of Aperture Laboratories’ testing tacilities, you can still sport the latest look in test subject fashion with these Long Fall Socks. As part of a previously mentioned test protocol, we are required to tell you that these socks won’t actually help you survive any long falls, however they will make your feet look attractive whether you’re safely on the ground or plummeting towards an imminent demise.

At 10 bucks it’s not a bad price non-functional Long Fall Socks that are still functional normal socks.


Portal 2 Long Fall Socks at J!