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Quote from opticalprocessor on January 9, 2015, 10:09 pm

Found a python (2.7) script I wrote a while ago when I was getting used to using OSX.

It's a replication of the old ApertureScience14.swf that Valve had on the aperturescience.com website, the IP command and the INTERROGATE command functionality hasn't been finished.

No viruses, I promise. You can look at the source code yourself.

EDIT:

Quickly added a typing-like effect to make it more akin to the original.

Replace code with this.

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# Imports libraries

import time
import sys
from random import random
import os
# Typing print

def print_slow(str):
    for letter in str:
       time.sleep(0.01)
        sys.stdout.write(letter)
        sys.stdout.flush()

def mainprompt():
   
   # Prints out welcome banner and version
   print_slow ("GLaDOS v3.11 (c) 1997 Aperture Science, Inc. n")
   time.sleep(1.5)
   
   # Main prompt
   
   while True:
      prompt = raw_input("B:> ").upper()
      
      # Commands start here
      
      # - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
      
      # Help command
      
      if (prompt == 'HELP') or (prompt == 'LIB'):
         time.sleep(1)
         print_slow ("APPENDn")
         print_slow ("ATTRIBn")
         print_slow ("COPYn")
         print_slow ("DIRn")
         print_slow ("ERASEn")
         print_slow ("FORMATn")
         print_slow ("INTERROGATEn")
         print_slow ("LIBn")
         print_slow ("RENAMEn")
         print_slow ("TAPEDISKn")
         print_slow ("IPn")
         
      # Tapedisk command
      
      elif prompt == 'TAPEDISK':
         time.sleep(0.5)
         print_slow ("ERROR 13 [User not authorized to transfer system tapes]n")
         
      # WIP!! IP command
      
      elif prompt == 'IP':
         time.sleep(0.5)
         print "RANDOM IP PLACEHOLDER"
         
      # Append, attrib, copy, erase, format and rename commands output
      
      elif (prompt == 'APPEND') or (prompt == 'ATTRIB') or (prompt == 'COPY') or (prompt == 'ERASE') or (prompt == 'FORMAT') or (prompt == 'RENAME'):
         time.sleep(0.5)
         print_slow ("ERROR 17 [Disk is read-only]n")
         
      # Exit command (quit recognised as well)
      
      elif (prompt == 'EXIT') or (prompt == 'QUIT'):
         print_slow ("Shutting down...n")
         time.sleep(2.5)
         sys.exit()
         
      # Directory listing command
      
      elif prompt == 'DIR':
         time.sleep(0.5)
         print_slow ("nDISK VOLUME 255 [WORKSTATION NEWEMPLOYEE]n")
         time.sleep(1)
         print_slow ("     I  019  APPLY.EXEn")
         time.sleep(0.25)
         print_slow ("     I  004  NOTES.EXEn")
         time.sleep(0.25)
         print_slow ("     I  029  DTBASE.EXEn")
         time.sleep(1)
         print "3 FILE(S) IN 35 BLOCKSn"
         
      # Clear command (cls works as well)
      
      elif (prompt == 'CLEAR') or (prompt == 'CLS'):
         time.sleep(0.5)
         os.system('cls' if os.name == 'nt' else 'clear')
         time.sleep(1)
         
      # Notes command (notes.exe works as well)
      
      elif (prompt == 'NOTES') or (prompt == 'NOTES.EXE'):
         time.sleep(2)
         print_slow ("ERROR 14 [File is corrupted]n")
         
      # Apply command (apply.exe works as well)
      
      elif (prompt == 'APPLY') or (prompt == 'APPLY.EXE'):
         time.sleep(2)
         print_slow ("ERROR 14 [File is corrupted]n")
         
      # Template command tutorial!
      
      # First, we ask the prompt if it has 'TEMPLATE' in it
      
      elif prompt == 'TEMPLATE':
      
         # If it does, start executing these commands
         
         print "Template command!!" # This will print to the screen, "Template command!!
         time.sleep(1) # This tells the screen to wait / delay for 1 second
         
      # If command does not exist, show this
      
      else:
         time.sleep(1)
         print_slow ("ERROR 15 [File not found]n")

# IP generation code

randomip = random() # Randomly generates a number

# Login code
def login():
   time.sleep(1)
   user = raw_input("LOGIN: ")
   if user == 'glados':
      time.sleep(1)
      password = raw_input("PASSWORD: ")
      if (password == 'portal') or (password == 'portals') or (password == 'glados'):
         time.sleep(1)
         mainprompt()
      else:
         time.sleep(1)
         print_slow ("nWRONG PASSWORD!")
         
   else:
      time.sleep(1)
      print_slow ("nWRONG USERNAME!")
   
# End of login code

login()


Quote from quaternary on January 15, 2015, 5:31 pm

If you missed this map floating around on the workshop, give it a try now, it's a really good concept (but without portals... you'll see)

Quote from Arachnaphob on January 15, 2015, 11:02 pm

Oh yea, my good friend made that. Very fun.

Quote from Another Bad Pun on January 31, 2015, 9:39 pm

Maybe someone will get a laugh out of this (hopefully!)
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