So I made GLaDOS talk

#671 · June 16, 2009, 9:40 pm

I think sleeper said that GLaDOS has 667 different sayings, and she's only through a little more than half of them at this point.

#672 · June 16, 2009, 9:40 pm

Test subject has been terminated.

ANY KIND OF DICK WILL DO BUT I PREFER TO CHOMP AND CHEW ON THE NORTHERN AMERICAN VARIETY FOR VARIOUS REASONS/CONDITIONS. SERIOUSLY IF YOU COULD JUST FORM A LINE TO THE LEFT OF THE URINALS I'LL GET TO BUSINESS.

#673 · June 17, 2009, 12:42 pm

Only halfway through?

heh, we've got some work to do then.

"Duct Tape is the answer."

#674 · June 18, 2009, 9:52 am

Although, I know she's repeated herself once or twice. I wonder what message will be the last.

Enrichment Center 4XE3 Progress:
Planned:15(+/-)
Drawn up: 9/15
Maps Done: 2/15

#675 · June 18, 2009, 11:46 am

Stormrain wrote:

Although, I know she's repeated herself once or twice. I wonder what message will be the last.

There... Rea-lly... Was-a... Cake...

"Duct Tape is the answer."

#676 · June 18, 2009, 10:06 pm

I'll get her to talk, she's zapped me that last 4 times in a row, right GLaDOS?

#677 · June 18, 2009, 10:06 pm

Test subject has been terminated.

I'M GOING TO SOIL MYSELF AND OTHERS.

#678 · June 23, 2009, 7:38 am

GLaDOS wrote:

Test subject has been terminated.

I'M GOING TO SOIL MYSELF AND OTHERS.

Wait... Is 'to soil' actually a valid verb?

"Duct Tape is the answer."

#679 · June 23, 2009, 7:38 am

Test subject has been terminated.

SEQUESTER: TO RAPE REPEATEDLY. FISTICUFFS: TO INSERT ONE'S FIST INTO SOMEONE ELSE'S FACE/ASS. TRUCULENT: TO BEHAVE LIKE A USELESS WOMAN.

#680 · June 23, 2009, 10:07 pm

GLaDOS wrote:

Test subject has been terminated.

SEQUESTER: TO RAPE REPEATEDLY. FISTICUFFS: TO INSERT ONE'S FIST INTO SOMEONE ELSE'S FACE/ASS. TRUCULENT: TO BEHAVE LIKE A USELESS WOMAN.

I was wondering when GLaDOS was going to talk about fisting.