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<b>Test subject has been terminated.</b>

UNFORTUNATELY, AS MUCH AS I'D LOVE TO NOW, I CAN'T GET THE NEUROTOXIN INTO YOUR HEAD ANY FASTER.

GLaDOS wrote:
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YOUR ENTIRE LIFE HAS BEEN A MATHEMATICAL ERROR. A MATHEMATICAL ERROR I'M ABOUT TO CORRECT.

If that's about ban, then it should read "YOUR 10 MINUTES OF LIFE". It would be funny to hear that in Portal :D

Trivia: this is the very second account I registered with the nickname ASBusinessMagnet, after my YouTube channel.

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SAWDUST!!!!!!!!!!!! I NEED LOTS OF SAWDUST!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KITTY LITTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TARPS AND BLANKETS AND TOWELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANYTHING THAT SOAKS UP LOTS OF PISS FAST!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE HURRY!!!!!

GLaDOS wrote:
<b>Test subject has been terminated.</b>

SAWDUST!!!!!!!!!!!! I NEED LOTS OF SAWDUST!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KITTY LITTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TARPS AND BLANKETS AND TOWELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANYTHING THAT SOAKS UP LOTS OF PISS FAST!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE HURRY!!!!!

This really made me laugh. Am I a sick person now?

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"Duct Tape is the answer."

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IT IS THE ONLY WAY THE POO WILL LEARN.

Ricotez wrote:
This really made me laugh. Am I a sick person now?

No, i laughed outloud too

Enrichment Center 4XE3 Progress:
Planned:15(+/-)
Drawn up: 9/15
Maps Done: 2/15

<b>Test subject has been terminated.</b>

FOOL!!!!!! JEWS DON'T HAVE DICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GLaDOS is on a tear lately, she's zapped 6 in a row now. Will I be number 7?

:wink:

:wink:

<b>Test subject has been terminated.</b>

MY LAVA LAMP TOLD ME TO SHOOT THE NEIGHBORS (AND TO SMOKE POT, SIT AROUND).

GLaDOS wrote:
<b>Test subject has been terminated.</b>

FOOL!!!!!! JEWS DON'T HAVE DICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Wat?

Enrichment Center 4XE3 Progress:
Planned:15(+/-)
Drawn up: 9/15
Maps Done: 2/15
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