Quote from Lpfreaky90 on July 1, 2012, 7:31 am

MasterLagger wrote:

It's so hot that someone tried mowing their lawn (who would do that in this heat?!!?) and ended up setting their lawn on fire. That's how dry the plants are, one spark and the lawn is on fire.

Modify that sentence slightly and it would be a great pre-recorded message for mister Cave Johnson.

Quote from RubbishyUsername on July 1, 2012, 7:55 am

In case all of you Aperture Science robots are wondering, that's 317 in Kelvin. So you are probably not going to melt unless it gets another 3683 degrees hotter.

Quote from msleeper on July 2, 2012, 12:47 pm

FourthReaper wrote:

What scale is this? Not Celsius I hope? Fahrenheit or something? 'Cause I wouldn't know the first thing about that...

I know that, for some reason, you kids in Europe think this is such a hilarious joke because, I shit you not, every time I post something about the insane weather, some euroshit makes literally this same comment. But you need to realize that 1.) it's not. Just full stop, it's not even slightly amusing unless maybe you have a brain injury, or you're 5. And 2.) this is a US site that's run by someone who lives in the US and has and will always think in US terms and measurements.

So, get over yourself. Thanks.

Quote from FourthReaper on July 2, 2012, 3:24 pm

npc_msleeper_boss wrote:

FourthReaper wrote:

What scale is this? Not Celsius I hope? Fahrenheit or something? 'Cause I wouldn't know the first thing about that...

I know that, for some reason, you kids in Europe think this is such a hilarious joke because, I shit you not, every time I post something about the insane weather, some euroshit makes literally this same comment.

And why is it that the great capital of America's Earth can't tolerate when a "euroshit" says something that is in fact completely ignorable? And yes, I am aware not all people in the USA are like this about this.

I hope that was the heatwave ranting there, but anyway, I'm outta' this thread. Dang...

Quote from msleeper on July 2, 2012, 3:28 pm

FourthReaper wrote:

And why is it that the great capital of America's Earth can't tolerate when a "euroshit" says something that is in fact completely ignorable?

I don't know, because it's my site? And my thread? I'm allowed to voice my annoyances?

And while I'm at it, the slightly less colored text bothers me for reason I can't explain. Likely for the same reason people who use colored text in IRC bother me.

Quote from MasterLagger on July 2, 2012, 5:28 pm

Lpfreaky90 wrote:

MasterLagger wrote:

It's so hot that someone tried mowing their lawn (who would do that in this heat?!!?) and ended up setting their lawn on fire. That's how dry the plants are, one spark and the lawn is on fire.

Modify that sentence slightly and it would be a great pre-recorded message for mister Cave Johnson.

"It's so hot that someone tried mowing their lawn and ended up setting their lawn on fire. That's how dry the plants are. One spark and fwoosh! Instant inferno. Thank god we have air conditioning. So, continue testing and enjoy the pleasant temperature of 65 degrees Fahrenheit. *Off mic* Greg, why did you mow your lawn in the middle of a heat wave?"
How about that Lpfreaky90?

Quote from FelixGriffin on July 2, 2012, 5:30 pm

Now we just need a voice actor. My voice is a lot higher than Cave's, unfortunately.

Quote from Vordwann on July 9, 2012, 8:31 am

I'll try it some time.

Quote from josepezdj on July 9, 2012, 8:41 am

MasterLagger wrote:

"It's so hot that someone tried mowing their lawn and ended up setting their lawn on fire. That's how dry the plants are. One spark and fwoosh! Instant inferno. Thank god we have air conditioning. So, continue testing and enjoy the pleasant temperature of 65 degrees Fahrenheit. *Off mic* Greg, why did you mow your lawn in the middle of a heat wave?"

Awesome Cave Johnson's line ML!

Ohh, and around 40?C (104F) in the south of Spain!

EDIT

msleeper wrote:

I know that, for some reason, you kids in Europe think this is such a hilarious joke because, I shit you not, every time I post something about the insane weather, some euroshit makes literally this same comment. But you need to realize that 1.) it's not. Just full stop, it's not even slightly amusing unless maybe you have a brain injury, or you're 5. And 2.) this is a US site that's run by someone who lives in the US and has and will always think in US terms and measurements.

So, get over yourself. Thanks.

Msleeper, first of all, I don't really think it was necessary to talk like that... why are you supposing that FourthReaper is joking about the scale or something? and why such that angry reply on him? what is it that about Euroshit? "...you kids in Europe..."? Aren't we (European ppl) supposed to deserve at least a minimum of respect? even being yours this site? I don't really know FourthReaper's age but if I should base my opinion on his educated and detailed posts, I don't believe he's a kid... he doesn't act like one, and he doesn't deserve to be treated like you did because of the post he posted imho.