GLaDOS Quotes

#21 · October 1, 2008, 9:17 pm

Hober wrote:

This could be the basis of a very interesting system of Boolean algebra...

Code: Select all: if (statement == cake):

Code: Select all: if (statement == cake) System.out.println("It's a lie."); else System.out.println("LOL WUT");

Java is awesome

Two plus two is ... ... ... 10 ... IN BASE FOUR, I'M FINE!

#22 · October 2, 2008, 5:06 am

And another thread derailed. I was there.

"Duct Tape is the answer."

#23 · October 2, 2008, 9:22 am

It's really more like the thread ran out of rail and the train just went off the cliff.

"Games are made out of smaller games ? turtles all the way down, until you hit the game that is so trivial and stupid it isn?t deserving of the name." --Raph Koster

#24 · October 2, 2008, 11:14 am

Well, I think the thread has left the cliff by now, as well.

"Duct Tape is the answer."

#25 · December 3, 2008, 11:08 am

I've managed to convert some of the quotes to .mp3 for you.

http://ghos.info/glados/glados.zip

On my GHoS server.

"The enrichment centre will try and provide as much help as possible, for example... the floor here will kill you."