Favorite Quote
It's hard to pick one favorite, but here are a few Cave Johnson lines that I love:
"They say great science is built on the shoulders of giants - not here. At Aperture we do all our science from scratch; no hand holding."
"The lab boys just informed me that I should not have mentioned the control group, they're telling me I ought to stop making these pre-recorded messages - that gave me an idea: make more pre-recorded messages. I pay the bills here, I can talk about the control group all damn day!"
"Oh, in case you got covered in that repulsion gel, here's some advice tha lab-boys gave me: [paper rustling] do not get covered in the repulsion gel."
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and my fav portal 2 quotes: this is the part where i kill you"
and practicly half the stuf in this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iAUwamH ... re=related
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"Optimists, I'm told, see a glass with 50% water, and %50 air and say it is half full. Pessimists, on the other hand, see it as half empty. Engineers realize the glass is 2 times larger than it needs to be"
All the quotes are really good.
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Revenge of the Angry Turrets
Capture the Cube [Co-op]
Capture the Cube 2 [Co-op]
TPWEGTH Sample Map
Aperture Aquatic Testing Center
Aperture Aquatic Testing Center 2
Aperture Time Testing Center
ML's Halloween Trick - 1000 downloads!
ML's Halloween Treat
ML's Combination - 1000 downloads!
ML's Jailbreak Labyrinth
ML's Tricky Teamwork [Co-op]
WIP:
"Capture the Cube 3"
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The Animal King. It's basically a quote to The Planet of the Apes, and bizarro scifi gets me every time.
I actually think it's the best chapter title in any game. ever.
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"Well, this is the part where he kills us!"
"Hello. This is the part where I kill you!"
"Chapter 9: The Part Where He Kills You"
EDIT: "Achievement unlocked: The Part Where He Kills You"
Not in wrath
The REAPER came today
An angle visited this grey path
And took the cube away
"Hello. This is the part where I kill you!"
"Chapter 9: The Part Where He Kills You"
You forgot:
Achievement Unlocked: The Part Where He Kills You
My Work
[spoiler]Maps:
Revenge of the Angry Turrets
Capture the Cube [Co-op]
Capture the Cube 2 [Co-op]
TPWEGTH Sample Map
Aperture Aquatic Testing Center
Aperture Aquatic Testing Center 2
Aperture Time Testing Center
ML's Halloween Trick - 1000 downloads!
ML's Halloween Treat
ML's Combination - 1000 downloads!
ML's Jailbreak Labyrinth
ML's Tricky Teamwork [Co-op]
WIP:
"Capture the Cube 3"
Workshop Maps Link: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198008890579/myworkshopfiles/[/spoiler]
I love Cave Johnson quotes the most. My best 3 are:
1)Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. Yes you, box your stuff, out the front door, parking lot, car, goodbye.
2)Just a heads up: that coffee we gave you earlier had fluorescent calcium in it so we can track the neuronic activity in your brain. There's a slight chance the calcium could harden and vitrify your frontal lobe. Anyway, don't stress yourself thinking about it. I'm serious, visualizing the scenario while under stress actually triggers the reaction.
3)Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
The fact sphere has some good ones too:
"If you have trouble with simple counting, use the following mnemonic device: one comes before two comes before 60 comes after 12 comes before six trillion comes after 504. This will make your earlier counting difficulties seem like no big deal."
"Avocados have the highest fiber and calories of any fruit. They are found in Australians."
"Whales are twice as intelligent, and three times as delicious, as humans."
I think in terms of boolean variables. Generally, it makes things easier.
"If you have trouble with simple counting, use the following mnemonic device: one comes before two comes before 60 comes after 12 comes before six trillion comes after 504. This will make your earlier counting difficulties seem like no big deal."
"Avocados have the highest fiber and calories of any fruit. They are found in Australians."
"Whales are twice as intelligent, and three times as delicious, as humans."
ya, didnt you see my first post in this topic 
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"Optimists, I'm told, see a glass with 50% water, and %50 air and say it is half full. Pessimists, on the other hand, see it as half empty. Engineers realize the glass is 2 times larger than it needs to be"