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Favorite quote from Portal/Portal 2?

Mine is: "I hope you brought something stronger than a portal gun this time. Otherwise, I'm afraid you're about to become the immediate "past-president" of the Being Alive club, hah hah." -GLaDOS

Not in cruelty
Not in wrath
The REAPER came today
An angle visited this grey path
And took the cube away

Favourite unused quote from Portal 1:
"Maybe you think you're helping yourself. But you're not."

Favourite unused quote from Portal 2:
"I'm going to be honest with you. Not fake honest, like before, but real honest, like you're incapable of."

The lab boys say that might be a fear reaction. I'm no psychiatrist, but coming from a bunch of eggheads who wouldn't recognize the thrill of danger if it walked up and snapped their little pink bras, that sounds like projection.

Mine is:
"Hello! This is the part where I kill you!" -Wheatley

and my favorite unused dialoge is:
"I was getting SO lonely down here. It's good to finally hear someone else's voice. I'm kidding, of course. God, I hate you. I was so bored, I actually read the entire literary canon of the human race. Ugh. I hope YOU didn't write any of them. Oh. It's you. Go away. Come to gloat? Go on. Get a goooood lonnnnng look. Go on. Get a big fat eyeful. With your big fat eyes. That's right. A potato just called your eyes fat. Now your fat eyes have seen everything. In case you were wondering: Yes. I'm still a potato. Go away. Wait. Why DID you trundle over here? You're not HUNGRY, are you? It's hard to see, what's that in your hand? Knowing you it's a deep fat fryer. Stay back. What are you doing? Put me back this instant." -Potato GLaDOS

Crazy is as crazy does.
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I like this from portal one:
You think you're doing some damage? Two plus two is... ten. IN BASE FOUR! I'M FINE!

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I think in terms of boolean variables. Generally, it makes things easier.

An unused one from Portal: 'You *can't* hurt me...' Mrs. McLain's delivery on that one was just perfect.

Also, an unused line from the second game; 'Did you ever stop to think that eventually there comes a point where your name gets mentioned for the very last time? Well here it is: I'm going to kill you, Chell.'

Also, GLaDOS's gibberish is HILARIOUS.

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Rubrica wrote:
Also, GLaDOS's gibberish is HILARIOUS.

I assume you mean the babble throughout the final boss battle in the original?
God, there was so much potential foreshadowing in there that they never did anything with. :/

NuclearDuckie wrote:
Rubrica wrote:
Also, GLaDOS's gibberish is HILARIOUS.

I assume you mean the babble throughout the final boss battle in the original?

Ah, not quite. ;) Hang on, I'll find it for you...

EDIT: Here we go. You'll know when it starts.

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From what I can tell from the game's scripts, it was originally going to be used when you pressed the stalemate resolution button. As one commenter said: 'This is what happens when you put a magnet to GLaDOS's head.'.

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My favorite quote from Portal 1: "Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit, and then I said, 'goodbye!', and then you were like, 'NO WAY', and then I was all, 'we pretended we were going to murder you'? That was great..."

Not in cruelty
Not in wrath
The REAPER came today
An angle visited this grey path
And took the cube away
PieGuy950 wrote:
My favorite quote from Portal 1: "Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit, and then I said, 'goodbye!', and then you were like, 'NO WAY', and then I was all, 'we pretended we were going to murder you'? That was great..."

That WAS great.

Crazy is as crazy does.
My Work
[spoiler]Maps:
Revenge of the Angry Turrets
Capture the Cube [Co-op]
Capture the Cube 2 [Co-op]
TPWEGTH Sample Map
Aperture Aquatic Testing Center
Aperture Aquatic Testing Center 2
Aperture Time Testing Center
ML's Halloween Trick - 1000 downloads!
ML's Halloween Treat
ML's Combination - 1000 downloads!
ML's Jailbreak Labyrinth
ML's Tricky Teamwork [Co-op]
WIP:
"Capture the Cube 3"
Workshop Maps Link: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198008890579/myworkshopfiles/[/spoiler]
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