Theoretical Question
nice but you cant anwser either way youl be hated for it by some one so you marly rply by statting same thing
so
can you portal
can you not
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This is a paradox:
Guy A tells Guy B that if Guy B says something truthful, Guy A will get crushed by a 16 ton weight. If Guy B tells a lie, Guy B will fall through a bottomless pit. Guy B says "I'm going to fall into a bottomless pit" to Guy A. Guy A can't do anything to Guy B because Guy B's statement is a paradox. Guy B then goes Chuck Norris on Guy A.
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so MasterLagger
can you portal
can you not
please think deep on this one
i can not portal (to clarify)
Before you jump to conclusions about this one, let me explain. Because this needs explaination:
Well, I made the duck blue because I'd never seen a blue duck before and I wanted to see one.
It's quacktastic!
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"Oh, in case you got covered in that repulsion gel, here's some advice the lab boys gave me: DO NOT get covered in the repulsion gel."
Am I the only one here that is really confused, or is there some deep philisohpical meaning that is going right over my head?
Lol, whatever the case, I got a chuckle out of this thread.
I'll answer if the question is a little more clear. Your asking me if I can portal or not portal? Are you trying to say that the paradox is that one could portal playing Portal while at the same time in real life I can not portal?
It still think my paradox makes more sense.
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I can't portal and I can't not. 'Portal' and 'not' aren't verbs.
Also your first phrase doesn't make sense, a portal cannot speak. The second is explained perfectly.
Noone seems to be appreicating my duck.
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"Oh, in case you got covered in that repulsion gel, here's some advice the lab boys gave me: DO NOT get covered in the repulsion gel."
Your "quacktastic" duck? Was that also a paradox or am I over-thinking that one? 
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It needs to be two ducks. Then it's a pair o' ducks, or "paradux" if you will.