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GLaDOS wrote:
<b>Test subject has been terminated.</b>

I HAVE SMOKED MYSELF RETARDED.

It doesn't work all the time but it does seem to work more often than not.

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GLaDOS wrote:
<b>Test subject has been terminated.</b>

I HAVE SMOKED MYSELF RETARDED.

Would'ja look at that! She's just like half the kids in my school :D

7 posts and glados hasn't said anything? I am dissapoint!

Enrichment Center 4XE3 Progress:
Planned:15(+/-)
Drawn up: 9/15
Maps Done: 2/15

8 and counting...

Come on GLaDOS! Do something!

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"Duct Tape is the answer."

Maybe 9 times will be a charm.

What do you say GLaDOS?

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<b>Test subject has been terminated.</b>

SOUNDS LIKE THE NOTE PAD AND THE CALCULATOR ARE FIGHTING AGAIN!!!!!!!!

GLaDOS wrote:
<b>Test subject has been terminated.</b>

MY SOLAR OBSERVATIONS FOR DECEMBER 1999: 1. IT'S BRIGHT 2. I CAN SEE MY OWN DICK IN THE MIRROR 3. MY NEIGHBOR'S DOGSHIT TASTES TANGY 4. I AM TOTALLY INCAPABLE OF GETTING AN ERECTION.

Hmm, I just read through the entire damn thread, and Glados has some "epic" quotes, this one being my non portal related one.

Also, I'm pretty sure this post has every word trigger she ever had, except for 'pestchamber', and 'word of the day'

If I don't get a red card for this one, I'll be sad.

Enrichment Center 4XE3 Progress:
Planned:15(+/-)
Drawn up: 9/15
Maps Done: 2/15

<b>Test subject has been terminated.</b>

SUING YOU FOR BREACH OF DICKSUCKING (EVEN THOUGH YOU'VE BEEN SUCKING MY DICK AT 9 AM EVERY DAY RIGHT ON SCHEDULE).

Stormrain wrote:
Hmm, I just read through the entire damn thread, and Glados has some "epic" quotes, this one being my non portal related one.

Also, I'm pretty sure this post has every word trigger she ever had, except for 'pestchamber', and 'word of the day'

If I don't get a red card for this one, I'll be sad.

Congrats on getting your 10 minute red card. I wonder if shel'll hit me again?

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<b>Test subject has been terminated.</b>

WE ARE ALL WATCHING THE DONGS.

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