Romantic Ideas for a Custom Map?
I could try to draw some scribbles for you, I have paint and a scanner, although someone else might be able to do a better job.
Turn off your PC and take him to the bar.
I just thought of something and I would be more than happy to do this for you if you like.
You have lasers form a huge heart on the floor of the test chamber. The floor spells out both your names in white panels with the laser hear between them. That's how the Gary Hudston Project did it. The difference this time is the laser heart is not merely done with redirection cubes. This laser heart is done in a manner similar to the Aperture logo in another level that was uploaded here, the name of which escapes me at the moment. Basically, what it involves is using a series of laser/relay/receiver combinations to fire off a series of lasers that, when seen from high above, create a giant heart on the floor.
Every laser relay also activates a cube dropper. This means you have to aim the lasers very carefully in order to prevent the cube from being fizzled. Once the heart is completed, you can exit the chamber. Although that is just one idea.
Also, if he is "down for no reason", you may want to get him some psychological help instead of making him a Portal 2 map. It sounds like depression to me. That requires professional help, not a Portal 2 map.