Possibly the Worst Follow-Up Story for Portal 2 Ever
I found a neat little "book" about what happened after the events of Portal 2- and it is the most horrible thing I have ever laid eyes on in. My. Life. To summarize some of the many "colorful" features that takes place during the story, Atlas and P-Body smoke drugs, GLaDOS attempts to commit suicide, and Chell turns into a zombie (but after being sent to Android Heck turns back into a human because "zombies can't be in android heck").
If you haven't been convinced to look at this wonderful story yet, please read a cut peice from chapter 3:
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" Suddenly without warnin a girl jumped from the whole in the seelin I made when I landed. She was wearin a jumpsuit like me an she looked like me but a little less pretty an hot. I new immediately it was Chell. Chelllooked at me an smiled an started to dance crazy.
"SHAKE IT BAKE IT BOOTY QUAKE IT ROLL IT A ROUND!" Chell sung as her danced an shake butt. Wheetly got sad lookin an told me "I forgot to mention she got brane damage an cant solve tests no more that's why Glaods let her go befour." I cried some tears at my retorded sister shakin her butt all crazy an stuff like on the Sym-Bionical Titan show. I got out a magum pistol an went up to Chell head to shoot an pet her out of her MISERY (which is also a movie). The gun went off like boom boom boom an Chell falled down with blood from her headhole. "Im sorry my sister." Wheetly was cryin an I started cryin to becos it was a really sad day. "
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Convinced yet? Frankly I'd be surprised if you weren't. Here's the link: http://pastebin.com/E8kLy9yh
What did you expect? When you read fanfic you get random weirdos on the internet writing their fantasies out on paper(or in this day and age it would be typing on a kyeboard). I'm sure there is some good fanfic out there, but personally I don't care to read those stories.
I hear this one is good, but I haven't read it myself
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7434133/1/Blue-Sky
That sounds like it was written by a 13-year old.
I believe it was written by this guy: http://www.moddb.com/members/asbusinessmagnet
Sounds more like the writing of an eight year old to me.
Not far off, according to his moddb page he's 16... he's just getting to the age where he thinks smoking is cool, and suicide is a thought at the back of all of their minds.
Teenagers are psychopaths.
I wouldn't call all teenagers psychopaths. The people in my class are quite cool and would never write shit like this. That should also have specified my opinion of this nice little extract.
People who write, read, or care about fan fiction for video games are super weird.
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You really shouldn't put all teenagers under the stereotype of being psychopaths, even though most really are. Point aside, I'm having trouble fathoming that any 16-year old could write something like this! I can see an eight year old- or maybe even a seven-year old (with a really dysfunctional family) writing this, but 16 just seems impossible.
Odd, I've never heard about fan-fictions before I found this. But I sure wouldn't be surprised if the founders of fan-fictions were also the founders of the Comicon.
This is probably the dumbest thing I have ever heard.
This is probably the dumbest thing I have ever heard.
🙄 I was kidding.