Portal jokes
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(100% stealed 
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Did you know that American English isn't even my first language? It's actually [spoiler]British English[/spoiler]
Released maps of note:
[spoiler]Versatile Diversity
L-Circuts[/spoiler]
"How are you doing? Because I'm a potato." -GLaDOs
and
"Say Apple, Aaaaaple." *Chell jumps*
I'm confused as to why someone would copy the post before them. My favourite joke isn't from the actual game, but from the PTI trailer when Cave asks [I'm paraphrasing here, I don't know it by heart],
"Why are they agreeing to this? They're not, we're tricking them."
"How are you doing? Because I'm a potato." -GLaDOs
and
"Say Apple, Aaaaaple." *Chell jumps*
I'm confused as to why someone would copy the post before them. My favourite joke isn't from the actual game, but from the PTI trailer when Cave asks [I'm paraphrasing here, I don't know it by heart],
"Why are they agreeing to this? They're not, we're tricking them."
My guess is that he created an account, something messed up with his computer, like a bluescreen or the internet going down, he assumed that he didn't have an account anymore, came up with a new username, reposted because he couldn't find his old post, then both cropped up at once. Note that they both have the same location and ... their posts both contain links to random business websutes?That is entirely speculation though.
Maybe one day I'll edit this post with a joke.
Although I would like to petition to open this thread up to Hammer jokes as well.
Okay.
STOP.
Hammer time.
Good old hamrtime.mid!
The more you give, the less appreciated it will be received.
When all you have is Hammer, every wall looks like a bad texture.
Did you know that American English isn't even my first language? It's actually [spoiler]British English[/spoiler]
Released maps of note:
[spoiler]Versatile Diversity
L-Circuts[/spoiler]
Hammertime.vmf
Portal Dreams Mod... It's going to be refreshing, Like lemonade... Mmmm don't make me thirsty,Portal Dreams Mod? anyone?
Portal Dreams Mod... It's going to be refreshing, Like lemonade... Mmmm don't make me thirsty,
[obscure-ish reference]Breen: You stole our energy ball technology!!!!
Cave: You stole MY PORTALS!!!!
Pierre Chang: All right, all right, break it up you two! Fighting isn't going to change anything... (and it sure isn't helping me change those numbers, either...)[/obscure-ish reference]
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Im blue, a Clean Christian Furry with Autism.
Meehh, Pbody likes to eat peas, Atlas likes to read maps, Wheatley likes to eat bread and kneed dough and GLaDOS is glad and Cave likes caves especially speaking of Aperture Science Innovators that hate witchcraft but are all wizards in technology. Stupid story about some characters.