Just out of curiosity...
What are all the different post ranks on this forum?
Irrelevant.
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The list spoils the surprise so it's removed.
Anyways there are two fixed ranks:
Moderators are Senior Stalemate Associates.
Community Contributors are... ... Community Contributors!!!
Me wantz Logical Paradox! 
It got replaced by "Olympian and/or Warhero" 
You're not supposed to post them, that takes away the fun. And that list is outdated anyway, there's a bunch more.
There is no default for administrators. I have "Animal King" except right now I have a VDC joke. And GLaDOS has "Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System" as one would expect.
There's one or two other custom user ranks for old members. My favorite of which is Portalfan77's custom rank image:
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It's so punny!
Punny indeed. I can't wait for my next post rank!