Quote from ASBusinessMagnet on December 30, 2009, 7:26 pm

WinstonSmith wrote:

I suppose we could talk about...um...well, we could talk about deciding on something to talk about, I suppose.

Exactly! That hit me.

My suggestion is: should we discuss about the ways to get this forum back alive, or will GLaDOS kill us if we do so?

Quote from jrlauer on December 31, 2009, 11:32 am

ASBusinessMagnet wrote:

It's been released. abandoned-facility-t1830.html

I know, but I haven't gotten around to playing it yet. Work is intruding.

Quote from Mek on January 1, 2010, 5:15 pm

Portal is a nearly dead game now. Valve admitted it when they sell it for just 3? today

Quote from ASBusinessMagnet on January 1, 2010, 9:26 pm

Mek wrote:

Portal is a nearly dead game now. Valve admitted it when they sell it for just 3? today

So are you saying Aperture Science is going bankrupt because of low Portal prices and high electricity costs on my country (they shut off the nuclear power plant in Dec 31 )?

Nah, just mixed up Aperture Science, Valve and Lithuania. Your real answer is "GLaDOS WILL KILL US IN THREE. TWO. ONE."

Quote from Mek on January 2, 2010, 3:55 am

GLaDOS WILL KILL US IN THREE. TWO. ONE.

Quote from ASBusinessMagnet on January 3, 2010, 8:41 am

Mek wrote:

GLaDOS WILL KILL US IN THREE. TWO. ONE.

I'LL TIME TRAVEL TO 2999 IN TWO. ONE.

EDIT: I found a new subject!

What is GLaDOS doing right now or will do in, say, one second (up to a day)?

(Such a huge limit because one may not post in a day)

Quote from AntiVector on April 21, 2011, 2:05 pm

This is the part where he kills us.

Now, this next testchamber may include trace amounts of time travel.

How are you holding up? Because I'm a potato.

GLaDOS is thinking "I've GOT to find better confetti"

Portal 2 quotes ftw

Quote from ASBusinessMagnet on April 21, 2011, 2:37 pm

I personally think the best part of Portal 2 is Wheatley's humor.

GLaDOS: "This is one of MY tests!"
Wheatley: "Not entirely. Look at the word "test" right here, it's brand new."

"On your left, you can see... um... I don't know, but it's very sciencey stuff. On your right WAIT THAT WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN"

"Exit, exit, exit... there is no exit. Oh well, I'll just make an exit. *Tears an entire other test chamber apart*"

Quote from AntiVector on April 21, 2011, 8:23 pm

true, true

Wheatley: "You're BOXES! WITH LEGS! That's LITERALLY your only purpose!"
"Made this test m'self... Out of smaller tests... bottomless pits are involved... 's got everything"
SpaceCore: "Gotta get to space!"
Wheatley: "Nobody's going to space, lad!"
(One epic boss fight later...)
Wheatley: "We're in space!"
SpaceCore:"SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!"

I love SpaceCore