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<UsCobra11> soooooo
<UsCobra11> I feel like speedrunning a custom map
<UsCobra11> hit me in the face with one please
<wstrika> my_dick.rar
<UsCobra11> thats too short of a map

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<LuckyRJ> hi wstrika
<wstrika> hi
<Vordwann> hi wstrika
<wstrika> hi
<msleeper> hi wstrika
<wstrika> fuck
<msleeper> lol
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<wrathofmobius> wstrika
<wrathofmobius> wstrika
<wrathofmobius> wstrika
<wrathofmobius> wstrika
<ChickenMobile> wstrika,
<wstrika> jesus
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Aicxe> exile verify
<wstrika> YOU GOT SUCKERS LUCK
<wstrika> HAVE YOU GIVEN UP
<wstrika> DOES YOUR MAP HAVE A LEEK
<Aicxe> IT CHECKS YOUR FILES.
<wstrika> DOES IT STOP YOUR COMPILE THE WAY IT STOPS MINE
<Aicxe> AGAIN.
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UsCobra11> i copy a hl2 model
<UsCobra11> into p2 authoring tools?
<wrathofmobius> there
<wstrika> guize how do I edit HL2 instances in the PTI
<wstrika> is there a BEE mod for that guize
<UsCobra11> LOL
<UsCobra11> is there a BEE mod for everythinngg u can do in hamer?
<Habzs> yrs
<wrathofmobius> guize can u make a bee mod t0 copy nd past!?
<UsCobra11> what if i dont have hl2
<Habzs> BEE mod haz everythinf
<wstrika> lol da bee mawd habz everything
<wrathofmobius> duh guyize it's the puzzlemaker_export command
<Habzs> wat is tat
<wrathofmobius> for hammur t0 pti
<UsCobra11> tat comand is magik!1
<wrathofmobius> duh
<Habzs> is it liek bee???
<wrathofmobius> better then bee guize
<UsCobra11> if u type 'noclip' u can hak the game!11 hahah take dat valvee!1
<wstrika> BEE mawd 4 portal bees go bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
<wstrika> can i put beez in my map wit dis
<UsCobra11> y u want beez
<wstrika> i dun liek beez i allrgic
<UsCobra11> they kill ppl
<wstrika> i dun want bee n my map
<wrathofmobius> wtrika plz
<Habzs> i nid bee in map 2 make map btr plz
<UsCobra11> dey will sting my purtal gun and it woont wrk
<wrathofmobius> but wut abut burdz!?
<wstrika> burdz tok my potatos
<UsCobra11> u can do that in the super pro version of PTI called hamur
<wrathofmobius> potatoes iz chellz mother!?!?
<UsCobra11> that stuf i impossibl
<wstrika> NOE
<UsCobra11> how do get potato in map?
<Habzs> BEE r chell mother
<wstrika> currline iz chellmom
<wstrika> she hot
<UsCobra11> is ther mod for that?
<wstrika> LOL
<wrathofmobius> u plae map wstrika?
<UsCobra11> i need potato mods
<wstrika> im wrkin on it
<UsCobra11> for map
<wrathofmobius> k trika
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<Habzs> Anyone wants to play MvM?
<ChickenMobile> hey
<ChickenMobile> hey hey
<wstrika> i cant play map n run vutual clients too
<Habzs> hey
<ChickenMobile> hey hey hey
<Habzs> bird.
<UsCobra11> BYE
<wstrika> bad things
<wrathofmobius> hello chickenmobile
<ChickenMobile> SPACE
<wstrika> ovurlod compooted
<ChickenMobile> who wants to play mann vs machine
<UsCobra11> hey
<UsCobra11> 'hey
<UsCobra11> guess what
<UsCobra11> space
<Habzs> mvm anyone~
<wstrika> habz i dun wanna be frans
<UsCobra11> mvm isnt fun to me
<UsCobra11> i dunno y
<wstrika> u 2gay 4 me
<Habzs> aww
<Habzs> okaz
<UsCobra11> u dont shoot portal so it no fun :(
<ChickenMobile> WHO WANTS TO PLAY MANN VS MACHINE?
* ChickenMobile drags wstrika by the ear
<UsCobra11> is tht a fancy wurd for the advanced PTI, called hammur?
<wstrika> no im buzzy
<Habzs> CATS
<ChickenMobile> Darn you...
<wstrika> buzzy liek BEE
<wstrika> bee mod
<ChickenMobile> Oh I see
<Habzs> i tink pti iz btr than hammar
<ChickenMobile> NOT
<UsCobra11> bee mod mak beter map than hamer lolul!11
<Habzs> lul111!
* ChickenMobile kills the bee mod
<UsCobra11> hammer is imposibl 2 work lul111ONE
<wstrika> NOE
<Habzs> NU
<wrathofmobius> guize i hit my computer wit a hammur and it broke
<wstrika> PLEACE NO KILL BEE
<Habzs> BEE KEEL U
<wrathofmobius> hammur broke my game
<wrathofmobius> halp guize
<UsCobra11> PLZ Y U KIL BEE HE WAS ONLY FRIEND (IM SRS)
<wstrika> GUIZE HOW I TURN GRID OF 1
<Habzs> use bee 2 fix
<UsCobra11> USE GRID 1 SIZE ITS BETTER
<Habzs> 90% of the time.
<UsCobra11> TURN THE GRID OFF ITS BETTER
<wrathofmobius> OFF GRID GUIZ
<wstrika> I USE GRID 1 BUT NOW LEEK IS IN MY MAP
<wstrika> HOW I REMOV LEEK
<wrathofmobius> COOK IT
<UsCobra11> HOOE DO FIX LEEEEK? WHATS A LEEEK I DONT GET HAMMER IM GOING TO USE PTI ITS EAZY
<The-Chosen-One> USE WEED-B-GONE
<wrathofmobius> LEAK SUUP
<Habzs> PLZ LEEK IS SPOIL MY MAP
<wrathofmobius> ROLLERCOASTERZZZZZ
<UsCobra11> MY MAP WONT WURK IT SAYS I HAVE LEAK HOW DO FIX??? LOL HAMMER IS SILY
<Habzs> PTI IS BETTAR
<Habzs> NO LEEKS
<UsCobra11> U R RIGHT
<ChickenMobile> SHUDDUP
<UsCobra11> LEAKS R STUPID SO HAMR IS STUPID LOL STUPID HAMR
<wrathofmobius> I HERD BEEMOD LETZ U PUT LEEK IN MAP
<wrathofmobius> DIS MOD IS EPIC!!!!1111
<UsCobra11> OMG KOOL
<Habzs> OMHRLY??
<UsCobra11> HEY HEY HEY HOW DO I MAK A BOS FITE???
<wrathofmobius> BUT I WANT COMPANIOCAKE
<UsCobra11> I WAN MAKE BOS FITE
<Habzs> USE BEE
<UsCobra11> CAN MAKE BOS FITE IN BEE? YAYAY
<wrathofmobius> MAKE A FIGHT WITH COMPANIOCAKE
<Habzs> FITE WIT BEE
<UsCobra11> what am i doing with my life
<UsCobra11> SOMETHING AWESOME OF COURSE
<Habzs> WITH BEE.
<UsCobra11> B33 MOD WINZ BEST MAP
<UsCobra11> BEE MOD IS A MAP RIGHT?
<wstrika> oh god windows server confuses me
<UsCobra11> A DOT BEE ES PEE
<wrathofmobius> FIX  IT WITH BEE
<Habzs> USE BEE
<wstrika> It uses the visual theme of Windows XP, with the icon set of Vista
<wrathofmobius> DUUH
<wstrika> WHICH OS ARE YOU TRYING TO BE
<wrathofmobius> BEE IS BEST OS
<UsCobra11> WSTRIKA USE BEE MOD INSTED LOL
<Habzs> because it haz bee
<ChickenMobile> Habzs,
<wstrika> oh fuck you
<ChickenMobile> we start naow
<Habzs> yez
<Habzs> okaz
<wstrika> BEE OS
<Habzs> LOL
<UsCobra11> BEE MOD FIX LEAK
<UsCobra11> I ALWAYS HAV LEAK
<wstrika> WAT IS A LEAK I ONLY HERD OF LEEK
<Habzs> BEE MODE FIX SERVERS
<wstrika> I DUN NO WAT LEEK IS BUT I HERD OF IT
<UsCobra11> I THINK LEAK IS ANOTHR TERM FOR HAMR IS STUPID AND CANT RUN MAP LOLOL!!11!!! PTI 1 HAMMR 0
<Habzs> HAMMR R STOOPID
<wrathofmobius> guize u kan hak gaem!!
<UsCobra11> I FOND OUT HOW TO FIX LEEK
<wrathofmobius> just type sv_cheats 1
<wrathofmobius> notarget noclip
<UsCobra11> PUT 15 GIANT BOX AROUND MAP
<wrathofmobius> impulse 101
<wstrika> I LIEK PTI BECAUS IT NEVR HAS LEEK
<Habzs> i herd of noclip
<Habzs> it hax game
<ChickenMobile> Habzs,
<wstrika> GRID ALWAYS 1 IN PTI
<ChickenMobile> what class
<wstrika> PTI GRID BEST GRID
<Habzs> SCOUT
<UsCobra11> WHY DONT VALV REMOV NOCLIP??? PPL HACK WITH THAT
<UsCobra11> HOW DO I GET SIZE 1 GRID IN PTI
<UsCobra11> DO I UZE BEE?
<Habzs> YEZ BEE
<wstrika> IDK BUT I HERD ABOUT IT
<UsCobra11> HOW DO I MAK MY OWN TEXTURES? DO USE MS PAINT?
<UsCobra11> COPY PASTE INTO PTI?
<wrathofmobius> d00d guiez wat is differense betwen pti hammar?
<UsCobra11> I GET CUSTOM TEXXXTUR?
<UsCobra11> PTI IS BETR THATS THE DIFFRENC
<Habzs> Y DO HAMMR EXIST
<Habzs> PTI IS BESTER
<wstrika> LOL NUB U TELL THAT 2 MY FAEC ON XBOX LIV I PWN UR ASS IN PTI
<wrathofmobius> dud guiez how do radius cullin in pti!?!1
<Habzs> wat iz radiu callin??
<wrathofmobius> BEE
<UsCobra11> USE B
<UsCobra11> RADIU CALLIN MAKES THINGZ BETR
<UsCobra11> THEY SHOLD DELET HAMR
<UsCobra11> IT DON TWORK IT JUST MAK LEEKS
<wrathofmobius> HAO DO UNDERGROUND IN PTI
<Habzs> i uz pti
<Habzs> i am nao a mappar
<wrathofmobius> a mappar iz u
<UsCobra11> IM A PROFESSIONAL MAP DESGNER
<UsCobra11> I USE PTI
<UsCobra11> I HAKED PTI SO U CANT COMPLETE A LEVL LOLOL!1!
<UsCobra11> PEOPLE R MAD IM LIKE LOLOL!!!!
<wrathofmobius> DOD HOW DAO PLAI MAP
<UsCobra11> U COPY PASTE
<UsCobra11> PRINT
<UsCobra11> AND U PLAY IT WITH UR HANDS
<wrathofmobius> DAS STUPD
<UsCobra11> ITS HOW I DO
<wrathofmobius> HAO DO CPY PAST
<UsCobra11> U PRES BUTONS UNTIL U GET IT
<wrathofmobius> ALT F4?
<UsCobra11> MAYB
<Habzs> GUIZE HALP. BEE MAEK LEEKS
<UsCobra11> DELET MAP
<Habzs> NUU
<UsCobra11> ONCE THERE A LEEK U CANT FIX
<Habzs> I SPENT 5 MINS ON ET!!1
<UsCobra11> OH MY GOOOOD
<wstrika> uh wrathofmobius
<UsCobra11> IM SRRY
<UsCobra11> BUT U CANT FIX
<wstrika> where are the panel textures
<UsCobra11> 'panel'
<wrathofmobius> screenshot?
<UsCobra11> wrath of noobius
<UsCobra11> did you pack
<UsCobra11> them into your bsp
<wrathofmobius> yes
<wrathofmobius> with pakrat
<wstrika> LOL NUB CANT EVEN PAK
<wstrika> I PAK UR MOM ALL NITE LOL PWNED SCRUB
<UsCobra11> PAK? AS IN PRINT OUT MAP AND PUT IN SUITCASE?
<wrathofmobius> UEZ BEE TO PAK?
<UsCobra11> THAT DONT WORK :(
<wrathofmobius> srsly, screenshots?
<UsCobra11> how do tak screnshit
<UsCobra11> with bee?
<wstrika> srsly workin on it
wstrika wrote:
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UsCobra11> i copy a hl2 model
<UsCobra11> into p2 authoring tools?
<wrathofmobius> there
<wstrika> guize how do I edit HL2 instances in the PTI
<wstrika> is there a BEE mod for that guize
<UsCobra11> LOL
<UsCobra11> is there a BEE mod for everythinngg u can do in hamer?
<Habzs> yrs
<wrathofmobius> guize can u make a bee mod t0 copy nd past!?
<UsCobra11> what if i dont have hl2
<Habzs> BEE mod haz everythinf
<wstrika> lol da bee mawd habz everything
<wrathofmobius> duh guyize it's the puzzlemaker_export command
<Habzs> wat is tat
<wrathofmobius> for hammur t0 pti
<UsCobra11> tat comand is magik!1
<wrathofmobius> duh
<Habzs> is it liek bee???
<wrathofmobius> better then bee guize
<UsCobra11> if u type 'noclip' u can hak the game!11 hahah take dat valvee!1
<wstrika> BEE mawd 4 portal bees go bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
<wstrika> can i put beez in my map wit dis
<UsCobra11> y u want beez
<wstrika> i dun liek beez i allrgic
<UsCobra11> they kill ppl
<wstrika> i dun want bee n my map
<wrathofmobius> wtrika plz
<Habzs> i nid bee in map 2 make map btr plz
<UsCobra11> dey will sting my purtal gun and it woont wrk
<wrathofmobius> but wut abut burdz!?
<wstrika> burdz tok my potatos
<UsCobra11> u can do that in the super pro version of PTI called hamur
<wrathofmobius> potatoes iz chellz mother!?!?
<UsCobra11> that stuf i impossibl
<wstrika> NOE
<UsCobra11> how do get potato in map?
<Habzs> BEE r chell mother
<wstrika> currline iz chellmom
<wstrika> she hot
<UsCobra11> is ther mod for that?
<wstrika> LOL
<wrathofmobius> u plae map wstrika?
<UsCobra11> i need potato mods
<wstrika> im wrkin on it
<UsCobra11> for map
<wrathofmobius> k trika
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<Habzs> Anyone wants to play MvM?
<ChickenMobile> hey
<ChickenMobile> hey hey
<wstrika> i cant play map n run vutual clients too
<Habzs> hey
<ChickenMobile> hey hey hey
<Habzs> bird.
<UsCobra11> BYE
<wstrika> bad things
<wrathofmobius> hello chickenmobile
<ChickenMobile> SPACE
<wstrika> ovurlod compooted
<ChickenMobile> who wants to play mann vs machine
<UsCobra11> hey
<UsCobra11> 'hey
<UsCobra11> guess what
<UsCobra11> space
<Habzs> mvm anyone~
<wstrika> habz i dun wanna be frans
<UsCobra11> mvm isnt fun to me
<UsCobra11> i dunno y
<wstrika> u 2gay 4 me
<Habzs> aww
<Habzs> okaz
<UsCobra11> u dont shoot portal so it no fun :(
<ChickenMobile> WHO WANTS TO PLAY MANN VS MACHINE?
* ChickenMobile drags wstrika by the ear
<UsCobra11> is tht a fancy wurd for the advanced PTI, called hammur?
<wstrika> no im buzzy
<Habzs> CATS
<ChickenMobile> Darn you...
<wstrika> buzzy liek BEE
<wstrika> bee mod
<ChickenMobile> Oh I see
<Habzs> i tink pti iz btr than hammar
<ChickenMobile> NOT
<UsCobra11> bee mod mak beter map than hamer lolul!11
<Habzs> lul111!
* ChickenMobile kills the bee mod
<UsCobra11> hammer is imposibl 2 work lul111ONE
<wstrika> NOE
<Habzs> NU
<wrathofmobius> guize i hit my computer wit a hammur and it broke
<wstrika> PLEACE NO KILL BEE
<Habzs> BEE KEEL U
<wrathofmobius> hammur broke my game
<wrathofmobius> halp guize
<UsCobra11> PLZ Y U KIL BEE HE WAS ONLY FRIEND (IM SRS)
<wstrika> GUIZE HOW I TURN GRID OF 1
<Habzs> use bee 2 fix
<UsCobra11> USE GRID 1 SIZE ITS BETTER
<Habzs> 90% of the time.
<UsCobra11> TURN THE GRID OFF ITS BETTER
<wrathofmobius> OFF GRID GUIZ
<wstrika> I USE GRID 1 BUT NOW LEEK IS IN MY MAP
<wstrika> HOW I REMOV LEEK
<wrathofmobius> COOK IT
<UsCobra11> HOOE DO FIX LEEEEK? WHATS A LEEEK I DONT GET HAMMER IM GOING TO USE PTI ITS EAZY
<The-Chosen-One> USE WEED-B-GONE
<wrathofmobius> LEAK SUUP
<Habzs> PLZ LEEK IS SPOIL MY MAP
<wrathofmobius> ROLLERCOASTERZZZZZ
<UsCobra11> MY MAP WONT WURK IT SAYS I HAVE LEAK HOW DO FIX??? LOL HAMMER IS SILY
<Habzs> PTI IS BETTAR
<Habzs> NO LEEKS
<UsCobra11> U R RIGHT
<ChickenMobile> SHUDDUP
<UsCobra11> LEAKS R STUPID SO HAMR IS STUPID LOL STUPID HAMR
<wrathofmobius> I HERD BEEMOD LETZ U PUT LEEK IN MAP
<wrathofmobius> DIS MOD IS EPIC!!!!1111
<UsCobra11> OMG KOOL
<Habzs> OMHRLY??
<UsCobra11> HEY HEY HEY HOW DO I MAK A BOS FITE???
<wrathofmobius> BUT I WANT COMPANIOCAKE
<UsCobra11> I WAN MAKE BOS FITE
<Habzs> USE BEE
<UsCobra11> CAN MAKE BOS FITE IN BEE? YAYAY
<wrathofmobius> MAKE A FIGHT WITH COMPANIOCAKE
<Habzs> FITE WIT BEE
<UsCobra11> what am i doing with my life
<UsCobra11> SOMETHING AWESOME OF COURSE
<Habzs> WITH BEE.
<UsCobra11> B33 MOD WINZ BEST MAP
<UsCobra11> BEE MOD IS A MAP RIGHT?
<wstrika> oh god windows server confuses me
<UsCobra11> A DOT BEE ES PEE
<wrathofmobius> FIX  IT WITH BEE
<Habzs> USE BEE
<wstrika> It uses the visual theme of Windows XP, with the icon set of Vista
<wrathofmobius> DUUH
<wstrika> WHICH OS ARE YOU TRYING TO BE
<wrathofmobius> BEE IS BEST OS
<UsCobra11> WSTRIKA USE BEE MOD INSTED LOL
<Habzs> because it haz bee
<ChickenMobile> Habzs,
<wstrika> oh fuck you
<ChickenMobile> we start naow
<Habzs> yez
<Habzs> okaz
<wstrika> BEE OS
<Habzs> LOL
<UsCobra11> BEE MOD FIX LEAK
<UsCobra11> I ALWAYS HAV LEAK
<wstrika> WAT IS A LEAK I ONLY HERD OF LEEK
<Habzs> BEE MODE FIX SERVERS
<wstrika> I DUN NO WAT LEEK IS BUT I HERD OF IT
<UsCobra11> I THINK LEAK IS ANOTHR TERM FOR HAMR IS STUPID AND CANT RUN MAP LOLOL!!11!!! PTI 1 HAMMR 0
<Habzs> HAMMR R STOOPID
<wrathofmobius> guize u kan hak gaem!!
<UsCobra11> I FOND OUT HOW TO FIX LEEK
<wrathofmobius> just type sv_cheats 1
<wrathofmobius> notarget noclip
<UsCobra11> PUT 15 GIANT BOX AROUND MAP
<wrathofmobius> impulse 101
<wstrika> I LIEK PTI BECAUS IT NEVR HAS LEEK
<Habzs> i herd of noclip
<Habzs> it hax game
<ChickenMobile> Habzs,
<wstrika> GRID ALWAYS 1 IN PTI
<ChickenMobile> what class
<wstrika> PTI GRID BEST GRID
<Habzs> SCOUT
<UsCobra11> WHY DONT VALV REMOV NOCLIP??? PPL HACK WITH THAT
<UsCobra11> HOW DO I GET SIZE 1 GRID IN PTI
<UsCobra11> DO I UZE BEE?
<Habzs> YEZ BEE
<wstrika> IDK BUT I HERD ABOUT IT
<UsCobra11> HOW DO I MAK MY OWN TEXTURES? DO USE MS PAINT?
<UsCobra11> COPY PASTE INTO PTI?
<wrathofmobius> d00d guiez wat is differense betwen pti hammar?
<UsCobra11> I GET CUSTOM TEXXXTUR?
<UsCobra11> PTI IS BETR THATS THE DIFFRENC
<Habzs> Y DO HAMMR EXIST
<Habzs> PTI IS BESTER
<wstrika> LOL NUB U TELL THAT 2 MY FAEC ON XBOX LIV I PWN UR ASS IN PTI
<wrathofmobius> dud guiez how do radius cullin in pti!?!1
<Habzs> wat iz radiu callin??
<wrathofmobius> BEE
<UsCobra11> USE B
<UsCobra11> RADIU CALLIN MAKES THINGZ BETR
<UsCobra11> THEY SHOLD DELET HAMR
<UsCobra11> IT DON TWORK IT JUST MAK LEEKS
<wrathofmobius> HAO DO UNDERGROUND IN PTI
<Habzs> i uz pti
<Habzs> i am nao a mappar
<wrathofmobius> a mappar iz u
<UsCobra11> IM A PROFESSIONAL MAP DESGNER
<UsCobra11> I USE PTI
<UsCobra11> I HAKED PTI SO U CANT COMPLETE A LEVL LOLOL!1!
<UsCobra11> PEOPLE R MAD IM LIKE LOLOL!!!!
<wrathofmobius> DOD HOW DAO PLAI MAP
<UsCobra11> U COPY PASTE
<UsCobra11> PRINT
<UsCobra11> AND U PLAY IT WITH UR HANDS
<wrathofmobius> DAS STUPD
<UsCobra11> ITS HOW I DO
<wrathofmobius> HAO DO CPY PAST
<UsCobra11> U PRES BUTONS UNTIL U GET IT
<wrathofmobius> ALT F4?
<UsCobra11> MAYB
<Habzs> GUIZE HALP. BEE MAEK LEEKS
<UsCobra11> DELET MAP
<Habzs> NUU
<UsCobra11> ONCE THERE A LEEK U CANT FIX
<Habzs> I SPENT 5 MINS ON ET!!1
<UsCobra11> OH MY GOOOOD
<wstrika> uh wrathofmobius
<UsCobra11> IM SRRY
<UsCobra11> BUT U CANT FIX
<wstrika> where are the panel textures
<UsCobra11> 'panel'
<wrathofmobius> screenshot?
<UsCobra11> wrath of noobius
<UsCobra11> did you pack
<UsCobra11> them into your bsp
<wrathofmobius> yes
<wrathofmobius> with pakrat
<wstrika> LOL NUB CANT EVEN PAK
<wstrika> I PAK UR MOM ALL NITE LOL PWNED SCRUB
<UsCobra11> PAK? AS IN PRINT OUT MAP AND PUT IN SUITCASE?
<wrathofmobius> UEZ BEE TO PAK?
<UsCobra11> THAT DONT WORK :(
<wrathofmobius> srsly, screenshots?
<UsCobra11> how do tak screnshit
<UsCobra11> with bee?
<wstrika> srsly workin on it

Totally going AlexBell on this.

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<Aicxe>: oh hai
<wstrika>: nice of you to say something Aicxe
<wstrika>: you've only been here all day
<Aicxe>: pretty much
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<wrathofmobius>: so i'm having this vrad crashing problem
(after giving Vordwann the VMF)
<Vordwann>: it's taking a while
<Vordwann>: 8000 NUMPORTALS!?
<wrathofmobius>: what is that bad?
<Vordwann>: learn to func_detail bro

Paraphrased from memory

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[16:01:13] <wstrika> I didn't know if this plate was microwaveable
[16:01:17] <wstrika> so I did the logical thing
[16:01:20] <wstrika> I microwaved it
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wstrika wrote:
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UsCobra11> i copy a hl2 model
<UsCobra11> into p2 authoring tools?
<wrathofmobius> there
<wstrika> guize how do I edit HL2 instances in the PTI
<wstrika> is there a BEE mod for that guize
<UsCobra11> LOL
<UsCobra11> is there a BEE mod for everythinngg u can do in hamer?
<Habzs> yrs
<wrathofmobius> guize can u make a bee mod t0 copy nd past!?
<UsCobra11> what if i dont have hl2
<Habzs> BEE mod haz everythinf
<wstrika> lol da bee mawd habz everything
<wrathofmobius> duh guyize it's the puzzlemaker_export command
<Habzs> wat is tat
<wrathofmobius> for hammur t0 pti
<UsCobra11> tat comand is magik!1
<wrathofmobius> duh
<Habzs> is it liek bee???
<wrathofmobius> better then bee guize
<UsCobra11> if u type 'noclip' u can hak the game!11 hahah take dat valvee!1
<wstrika> BEE mawd 4 portal bees go bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
<wstrika> can i put beez in my map wit dis
<UsCobra11> y u want beez
<wstrika> i dun liek beez i allrgic
<UsCobra11> they kill ppl
<wstrika> i dun want bee n my map
<wrathofmobius> wtrika plz
<Habzs> i nid bee in map 2 make map btr plz
<UsCobra11> dey will sting my purtal gun and it woont wrk
<wrathofmobius> but wut abut burdz!?
<wstrika> burdz tok my potatos
<UsCobra11> u can do that in the super pro version of PTI called hamur
<wrathofmobius> potatoes iz chellz mother!?!?
<UsCobra11> that stuf i impossibl
<wstrika> NOE
<UsCobra11> how do get potato in map?
<Habzs> BEE r chell mother
<wstrika> currline iz chellmom
<wstrika> she hot
<UsCobra11> is ther mod for that?
<wstrika> LOL
<wrathofmobius> u plae map wstrika?
<UsCobra11> i need potato mods
<wstrika> im wrkin on it
<UsCobra11> for map
<wrathofmobius> k trika
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<Habzs> Anyone wants to play MvM?
<ChickenMobile> hey
<ChickenMobile> hey hey
<wstrika> i cant play map n run vutual clients too
<Habzs> hey
<ChickenMobile> hey hey hey
<Habzs> bird.
<UsCobra11> BYE
<wstrika> bad things
<wrathofmobius> hello chickenmobile
<ChickenMobile> SPACE
<wstrika> ovurlod compooted
<ChickenMobile> who wants to play mann vs machine
<UsCobra11> hey
<UsCobra11> 'hey
<UsCobra11> guess what
<UsCobra11> space
<Habzs> mvm anyone~
<wstrika> habz i dun wanna be frans
<UsCobra11> mvm isnt fun to me
<UsCobra11> i dunno y
<wstrika> u 2gay 4 me
<Habzs> aww
<Habzs> okaz
<UsCobra11> u dont shoot portal so it no fun :(
<ChickenMobile> WHO WANTS TO PLAY MANN VS MACHINE?
* ChickenMobile drags wstrika by the ear
<UsCobra11> is tht a fancy wurd for the advanced PTI, called hammur?
<wstrika> no im buzzy
<Habzs> CATS
<ChickenMobile> Darn you...
<wstrika> buzzy liek BEE
<wstrika> bee mod
<ChickenMobile> Oh I see
<Habzs> i tink pti iz btr than hammar
<ChickenMobile> NOT
<UsCobra11> bee mod mak beter map than hamer lolul!11
<Habzs> lul111!
* ChickenMobile kills the bee mod
<UsCobra11> hammer is imposibl 2 work lul111ONE
<wstrika> NOE
<Habzs> NU
<wrathofmobius> guize i hit my computer wit a hammur and it broke
<wstrika> PLEACE NO KILL BEE
<Habzs> BEE KEEL U
<wrathofmobius> hammur broke my game
<wrathofmobius> halp guize
<UsCobra11> PLZ Y U KIL BEE HE WAS ONLY FRIEND (IM SRS)
<wstrika> GUIZE HOW I TURN GRID OF 1
<Habzs> use bee 2 fix
<UsCobra11> USE GRID 1 SIZE ITS BETTER
<Habzs> 90% of the time.
<UsCobra11> TURN THE GRID OFF ITS BETTER
<wrathofmobius> OFF GRID GUIZ
<wstrika> I USE GRID 1 BUT NOW LEEK IS IN MY MAP
<wstrika> HOW I REMOV LEEK
<wrathofmobius> COOK IT
<UsCobra11> HOOE DO FIX LEEEEK? WHATS A LEEEK I DONT GET HAMMER IM GOING TO USE PTI ITS EAZY
<The-Chosen-One> USE WEED-B-GONE
<wrathofmobius> LEAK SUUP
<Habzs> PLZ LEEK IS SPOIL MY MAP
<wrathofmobius> ROLLERCOASTERZZZZZ
<UsCobra11> MY MAP WONT WURK IT SAYS I HAVE LEAK HOW DO FIX??? LOL HAMMER IS SILY
<Habzs> PTI IS BETTAR
<Habzs> NO LEEKS
<UsCobra11> U R RIGHT
<ChickenMobile> SHUDDUP
<UsCobra11> LEAKS R STUPID SO HAMR IS STUPID LOL STUPID HAMR
<wrathofmobius> I HERD BEEMOD LETZ U PUT LEEK IN MAP
<wrathofmobius> DIS MOD IS EPIC!!!!1111
<UsCobra11> OMG KOOL
<Habzs> OMHRLY??
<UsCobra11> HEY HEY HEY HOW DO I MAK A BOS FITE???
<wrathofmobius> BUT I WANT COMPANIOCAKE
<UsCobra11> I WAN MAKE BOS FITE
<Habzs> USE BEE
<UsCobra11> CAN MAKE BOS FITE IN BEE? YAYAY
<wrathofmobius> MAKE A FIGHT WITH COMPANIOCAKE
<Habzs> FITE WIT BEE
<UsCobra11> what am i doing with my life
<UsCobra11> SOMETHING AWESOME OF COURSE
<Habzs> WITH BEE.
<UsCobra11> B33 MOD WINZ BEST MAP
<UsCobra11> BEE MOD IS A MAP RIGHT?
<wstrika> oh god windows server confuses me
<UsCobra11> A DOT BEE ES PEE
<wrathofmobius> FIX  IT WITH BEE
<Habzs> USE BEE
<wstrika> It uses the visual theme of Windows XP, with the icon set of Vista
<wrathofmobius> DUUH
<wstrika> WHICH OS ARE YOU TRYING TO BE
<wrathofmobius> BEE IS BEST OS
<UsCobra11> WSTRIKA USE BEE MOD INSTED LOL
<Habzs> because it haz bee
<ChickenMobile> Habzs,
<wstrika> oh fuck you
<ChickenMobile> we start naow
<Habzs> yez
<Habzs> okaz
<wstrika> BEE OS
<Habzs> LOL
<UsCobra11> BEE MOD FIX LEAK
<UsCobra11> I ALWAYS HAV LEAK
<wstrika> WAT IS A LEAK I ONLY HERD OF LEEK
<Habzs> BEE MODE FIX SERVERS
<wstrika> I DUN NO WAT LEEK IS BUT I HERD OF IT
<UsCobra11> I THINK LEAK IS ANOTHR TERM FOR HAMR IS STUPID AND CANT RUN MAP LOLOL!!11!!! PTI 1 HAMMR 0
<Habzs> HAMMR R STOOPID
<wrathofmobius> guize u kan hak gaem!!
<UsCobra11> I FOND OUT HOW TO FIX LEEK
<wrathofmobius> just type sv_cheats 1
<wrathofmobius> notarget noclip
<UsCobra11> PUT 15 GIANT BOX AROUND MAP
<wrathofmobius> impulse 101
<wstrika> I LIEK PTI BECAUS IT NEVR HAS LEEK
<Habzs> i herd of noclip
<Habzs> it hax game
<ChickenMobile> Habzs,
<wstrika> GRID ALWAYS 1 IN PTI
<ChickenMobile> what class
<wstrika> PTI GRID BEST GRID
<Habzs> SCOUT
<UsCobra11> WHY DONT VALV REMOV NOCLIP??? PPL HACK WITH THAT
<UsCobra11> HOW DO I GET SIZE 1 GRID IN PTI
<UsCobra11> DO I UZE BEE?
<Habzs> YEZ BEE
<wstrika> IDK BUT I HERD ABOUT IT
<UsCobra11> HOW DO I MAK MY OWN TEXTURES? DO USE MS PAINT?
<UsCobra11> COPY PASTE INTO PTI?
<wrathofmobius> d00d guiez wat is differense betwen pti hammar?
<UsCobra11> I GET CUSTOM TEXXXTUR?
<UsCobra11> PTI IS BETR THATS THE DIFFRENC
<Habzs> Y DO HAMMR EXIST
<Habzs> PTI IS BESTER
<wstrika> LOL NUB U TELL THAT 2 MY FAEC ON XBOX LIV I PWN UR ASS IN PTI
<wrathofmobius> dud guiez how do radius cullin in pti!?!1
<Habzs> wat iz radiu callin??
<wrathofmobius> BEE
<UsCobra11> USE B
<UsCobra11> RADIU CALLIN MAKES THINGZ BETR
<UsCobra11> THEY SHOLD DELET HAMR
<UsCobra11> IT DON TWORK IT JUST MAK LEEKS
<wrathofmobius> HAO DO UNDERGROUND IN PTI
<Habzs> i uz pti
<Habzs> i am nao a mappar
<wrathofmobius> a mappar iz u
<UsCobra11> IM A PROFESSIONAL MAP DESGNER
<UsCobra11> I USE PTI
<UsCobra11> I HAKED PTI SO U CANT COMPLETE A LEVL LOLOL!1!
<UsCobra11> PEOPLE R MAD IM LIKE LOLOL!!!!
<wrathofmobius> DOD HOW DAO PLAI MAP
<UsCobra11> U COPY PASTE
<UsCobra11> PRINT
<UsCobra11> AND U PLAY IT WITH UR HANDS
<wrathofmobius> DAS STUPD
<UsCobra11> ITS HOW I DO
<wrathofmobius> HAO DO CPY PAST
<UsCobra11> U PRES BUTONS UNTIL U GET IT
<wrathofmobius> ALT F4?
<UsCobra11> MAYB
<Habzs> GUIZE HALP. BEE MAEK LEEKS
<UsCobra11> DELET MAP
<Habzs> NUU
<UsCobra11> ONCE THERE A LEEK U CANT FIX
<Habzs> I SPENT 5 MINS ON ET!!1
<UsCobra11> OH MY GOOOOD
<wstrika> uh wrathofmobius
<UsCobra11> IM SRRY
<UsCobra11> BUT U CANT FIX
<wstrika> where are the panel textures
<UsCobra11> 'panel'
<wrathofmobius> screenshot?
<UsCobra11> wrath of noobius
<UsCobra11> did you pack
<UsCobra11> them into your bsp
<wrathofmobius> yes
<wrathofmobius> with pakrat
<wstrika> LOL NUB CANT EVEN PAK
<wstrika> I PAK UR MOM ALL NITE LOL PWNED SCRUB
<UsCobra11> PAK? AS IN PRINT OUT MAP AND PUT IN SUITCASE?
<wrathofmobius> UEZ BEE TO PAK?
<UsCobra11> THAT DONT WORK :(
<wrathofmobius> srsly, screenshots?
<UsCobra11> how do tak screnshit
<UsCobra11> with bee?
<wstrika> srsly workin on it

Totally going AlexBell on this.

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<Kaleido>: msleeper maek myai contest map 4 me thx
<msleeper>: brb pti
<Kaleido>: fuck that backfired
<msleeper>: :3
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<wrathofmobius> WINNER
<Aicxe> -_-

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