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Did you ever really want cake? I mean really want it. I sure did. Seeing that the cake was a lie, I decided to do something about that, and yes, make my own. Seeing that we all love cake, I decided I'd share this with everyone. It was delicious.
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It's supposed to be a black forest cake...

Did you use the recipe from Portal 1?

Never use Logic to solve a puzzle, he's an idiot...

I've seen a lot other examples that were better done ;)
Nevertheless, I've never made one myself so I shouldn't complain.
(except for the fact that I don't have cake :()

Logic wrote:
Did you use the recipe from Portal 1?

1 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix.
1 can prepared coconut pecan frosting.
3/4 cup vegetable oil.
4 large eggs.
1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.
3/4 cups butter or margarine.
1&2/3 cups granulated sugar.
2 cups all purpose flour.
Don't forget garnishes such as:
Fish shaped crackers.
Fish shaped candies.
Fish shaped solid waste,
Fish shaped dirt.
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
Pull and peel licorice..
Fish shaped volatile organic compounds
and sediment shaped sediment.
Candy coated peanut butter pieces, Shaped like fish.
1 cup lemon juice.
Alpha resins.
Unsaturated polyester resin.
Fiberglass surface resins.
And volatile malted milk impoundments.
9 large egg yolks.
12 medium geosynthetic membranes.
1 cup granulated sugar.
An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands'.
2 cups rhubarb, sliced.
2/3 cups granulated rhubarb.
1 tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.
1 teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.
3 tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
1 large rhubarb.
1 cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
2 tablespoons rhubarb juice.
Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
Slaughter electric needle injector.
Cordless electric needle injector.
Injector needle driver.
Injector needle gun.
Cranial caps.
And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor
control chemicals. That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.

I'd go for save here, I'm going for a cherry cake <3

Logic wrote:
Did you use the recipe from Portal 1?

The icing is my own recipe, but the cake is premix in which you add water and eggs. I actually worked in bakery for almost 25 years. However, since Ipfeaky90 was kind enough to provide me with the actual recipe, there's only one thing missing from it. Florescent Calcium.

SkyFerret wrote:
Logic wrote:
Did you use the recipe from Portal 1?

The icing is my own recipe, but the cake is premix in which you add water and eggs. I actually worked in bakery for almost 25 years. However, since Ipfeaky90 was kind enough to provide me with the actual recipe, there's only one thing missing from it. Florescent Calcium.

Be careful with that! The lab boys just informed me that it could be dangerous! And it's not even on the recipe!

Just a heads-up: That cake we gave you earlier had fluorescent calcium in it so we can track the neuronal activity in your brain. There's a slight chance the calcium could harden and vitrify your frontal lobe. Anyway, don't stress yourself thinking about it. I'm serious. Visualizing the scenario while under stress actually triggers the reaction. That said, I really would appreciate it if you could bake as fast as possible. Caroline, please bring me more fish-shaped ethylbenzene.

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Too many pros in the bake-portal-cakes-game by now.

http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?s=e6119aa6e89cb5732cc0fc13468f1426&t=2684452

I want to see you make a cake with the ingredients of P1's cake ;)

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