ASEMBLE, the Portal 2 Podkast, Has Begun
Cave Johnson here. As the head of Aperture Science, I am proud to announce that we are introducing a new product; the Aperture Science Entertainment and Media Broadkast for Latest Enhancements, or ASEMBLE for short. You see a while ago I was sitting in my chair drinking some coffee when I was told by one of my secretaries that our opponent, Black Mesa, has been starting to get more popular with something they call the "Half-life series". I then decided to start promoting OUR products some more. I had a hard time trying to figure out what to do, but a couple of months ago I heard of something called a podcast. After listening to one of these, I found them to be pretty enjoyable and thought: "if I could make one of these, I could really make some money." So I hired two of my workers, Codename and Zbot, to help get this started because they seem to have some knowledge about it. That and the fact that my last two were terrible and were "disposed of". Now they have released their first episode and after listening to it, decided that it was ready to be sent out. So now they're currently at work showing off all our other products and discoveries and they seem to be enjoying it. They told me they have a website up and have what they call a "Steam group" up as well. I don't know what the hell this Steam thing is, but as long as it attracts people and makes them tell others about us, I don't mind. So go take a look at what they do by clicking these links below. Cave Johnson, we're done here.
The ASEMBLE Steam group
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/ASEMBLE
The ASEMBLE Website
http://asemble.thepodkast.com/
*Warning: Side effects include laughter, shortness of breath, speaking gibberish, headaches, death, and the urge to watch more of this podcast.
**Every episode, Codename and Zbot will do a map review from a map uploaded to thinkingwithportals.com
***I spelled both "Broadkast" and "podkast" with a "k" because we are currently trying to be a part of thepodkast.com.
Podcast is spelled with a "C".
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Not encouraging. Hope the show has more production value than this post.
Not encouraging. Hope the show has more production value than this post.
If his name was Cave Johnson then maybe it might be more convincing...
I don't watch pod casts so meh.
So has anyone actually listen to it?
My Work
[spoiler]Maps:
Revenge of the Angry Turrets
Capture the Cube [Co-op]
Capture the Cube 2 [Co-op]
TPWEGTH Sample Map
Aperture Aquatic Testing Center
Aperture Aquatic Testing Center 2
Aperture Time Testing Center
ML's Halloween Trick - 1000 downloads!
ML's Halloween Treat
ML's Combination - 1000 downloads!
ML's Jailbreak Labyrinth
ML's Tricky Teamwork [Co-op]
WIP:
"Capture the Cube 3"
Workshop Maps Link: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198008890579/myworkshopfiles/[/spoiler]
Thank you for helping to put the point across, MasterLagger. Don't judge a book by its cover, or for this, don't judge a podcast by its topic. Give it a listen before you say stuff like "This will never work." or "There isn't much to talk about for Portal 2."
I would have listened to I if this CPU had sound. Maybe I could go to the library to hear it. I'll post what I think of it later.
My Work
[spoiler]Maps:
Revenge of the Angry Turrets
Capture the Cube [Co-op]
Capture the Cube 2 [Co-op]
TPWEGTH Sample Map
Aperture Aquatic Testing Center
Aperture Aquatic Testing Center 2
Aperture Time Testing Center
ML's Halloween Trick - 1000 downloads!
ML's Halloween Treat
ML's Combination - 1000 downloads!
ML's Jailbreak Labyrinth
ML's Tricky Teamwork [Co-op]
WIP:
"Capture the Cube 3"
Workshop Maps Link: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198008890579/myworkshopfiles/[/spoiler]
