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When life gives you lemons
#1 · May 29, 2011, 5:58 am
The brazilian version of the saying goes on much better: "se a vida lhe der um lim?o, fa?a dele uma caipirinha". When life gives you lemons, make yourself one caipirinha! 
lime+rhum+sugar
the hills are alive... with the sound of music
#2 · May 29, 2011, 7:11 pm
Those aren't lemons.
#4 · May 30, 2011, 3:46 am
When God gives you lemons, you
FIND A NEW GOD.
#5 · May 30, 2011, 5:23 pm
When life gives you lemons,
Why can't I hold all these limes?
Hear the turret, for it is knell. It summons thee to heaven, or to hell.
#6 · May 30, 2011, 6:06 pm
When Life Gives You Lemons... KEEP THEM!
'Cause, hey, Free Lemons!
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#7 · May 31, 2011, 9:39 am
When life gives you lemons, ask for a pitcher and maybe some Dixie cups too.
#8 · May 31, 2011, 5:57 pm
Dang I forgot the sugar.
First guy tells the second guy, "My head hurts!" The second guy replied, "Stop thinking so much!" Then the first guy says, "I think that what caused my problem in the first place!" The second guy says, "Then stop banging you head against the wall!"
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VDC User Page#9 · June 2, 2011, 7:57 am
Abroad, lime is also known as green lemon.
the hills are alive... with the sound of music
#10 · June 2, 2011, 9:16 am
If thoese aren't lemons, what are they? Granades?
