Forum | Thinking With Portals

#1 · June 9, 2011, 7:48 pm

It's begun.

For those of you who don't get the joke:

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Apple just finished building an underground facility to host the massive amounts of servers that Apple will need in order to support their upcoming iCloud which will allow users to upload and store all their Mac's information and link it to all of their devices on a server for free

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#2 · June 9, 2011, 7:59 pm

It also explains the glossy white look of everything in Aperture.

How long until we can get our in-home talking turrets and personal handheld portal devices? :!:

There is no "N" in "Turret."

#3 · June 9, 2011, 8:02 pm

Will T. wrote:

It also explains the glossy white look of everything in Aperture.

How long until we can get our in-home talking turrets and personal handheld portal devices? :!:

Well, for them to get to the generation that we see them in Portal it'll take a good decade or so. I mean, they have the technology already but what's the fun in releasing it all at once? Let's not forget how long it took for the iPod to evolve to what it's become.

#4 · June 15, 2011, 3:23 pm

So all this time Apple as had the ability to transport me from my chair to their store in a matter of seconds? I am disappoint.

#5 · June 15, 2011, 4:26 pm

Yup, and the potato like a Obama.

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#6 · June 15, 2011, 4:59 pm

Does Steve Jobs have a loyal female secretary? If so, prepare to

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hear her voice while testing again and again.

EDIT: spoilr'd that, guess it reveals some plot details.

Hear the turret, for it is knell. It summons thee to heaven, or to hell.

#7 · June 15, 2011, 10:02 pm

r1corix wrote:

Yup, and the potato like a Obama.

Ahm...

...what?

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#8 · June 15, 2011, 10:34 pm

your right, their both rich evil assholes with cancer!

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#9 · June 15, 2011, 10:38 pm

Mr. Happy wrote:

your right, their both rich evil assholes with cancer!

Except one is already dead, and does not exist in the first place.

First guy tells the second guy, "My head hurts!" The second guy replied, "Stop thinking so much!" Then the first guy says, "I think that what caused my problem in the first place!" The second guy says, "Then stop banging you head against the wall!"

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#10 · June 15, 2011, 10:59 pm

Alrighty, can we not start turning [possible] cancer into a point of humor? Thanks.

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